necrobarbie:

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

lucarioguy15:

eggvlyn-arts:

ilajue:

ilajue:

wigglesforsquiggles:

ilajue:

ilajue:

they can’t do a best world flag bracket because Bhutan would destroy every other country and it would be too embarrassing

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look at that shit it’s got a dragon on it nobody could beat that

wales

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my dragon could beat the shit out of your dragon

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my dragon literally has orbs :/

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BUT WHAT IF THEY LOVE EACH OTHER HUH

[IMAGE ID: an ms paint drawing of the Bhutan flag dragon giving a kiss to the wales flag dragon on the snoot END ID]

@becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys I feel like this might interest you :3

(insert “there you go again pitting two bad bitches against each other for no reason” meme)

clambuoyance:

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andhumanslovedstories:

Would your twelve year old self like who you are today, and sorry no nuance allowed you have to pick one

Yes

No

crotchapple:

crotchapple:

crotchapple:

A succubus but instead of stealing your soul through sex she kisses you and your wallet disappears

She may have just been a pickpocket idk it was dark

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Good try but this is already a 6 month old flop post

laloslayamanca:

laloslayamanca:

jesse don’t touch that that’s the growth potion i’ve been synthesi-no jesse DON’T

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yo mr white you’re all tiny and shit now

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meowmeowrawrxd:

deprililac:

goldensunset:

the usage of ‘nort’ as a verb within the fandom feels so natural and universally accepted and understood it’s easy to forget it’s not canon at all and in the actual games they’re like ‘he used them as a vessel’ or ‘he placed a fragment of his heart inside theirs to influence/control them as his puppets’ or some long-winded nerdy explanation. nah son. he norted them.

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deprililac:

goldensunset:

the usage of ‘nort’ as a verb within the fandom feels so natural and universally accepted and understood it’s easy to forget it’s not canon at all and in the actual games they’re like ‘he used them as a vessel’ or ‘he placed a fragment of his heart inside theirs to influence/control them as his puppets’ or some long-winded nerdy explanation. nah son. he norted them.

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lunarlagomorph:

studentofetherium:

lunarlagomorph:

Nobody uses O7 its such a good emoticon like look at the little dude salute . Same with ORL

what about orz?

Of course

boyboobs:

boyboobs:

boyboobs:

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inviting you all to my sasuke bathroom were all going to hang out in here and talk about stuff

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scared me in the first half

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FINE. gromit scared. fuck you

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i’ve never lived in the midwest but i’m considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it

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püdding

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internet said add milk

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whip cream

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עפל

the dogs have woken up to stare blearily at me. they’re not even begging for food they’re just judging

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thank you for your support 🫡

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you know there’s actually something really satisfying about the meaty “thwap” sound of apple bits slapping against the apparently taut surface of some kind of unholy pudding/milk/whipt cream hybrid

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oh kevin perjurer we’re in it now

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critics are raving!

my ex was a goth influencer and once upon a time we went to salem massachusetts (of the salem witch trials) and she got recognized by multiple people off the street and like. in hindsight that’s kind of charming? like yeah i guess this is the place where people would know goth microcelebrities. where else in the world. this isn’t related to the snickers btw

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@feraladoration tbh as soon as i saw the poll for which midwestern food was most disgusting i really thought snickers salad sounded kind of passable so i immediately shuffled off to target, zombie-like, in order to buy pudding and apples

this was like a couple weeks ago and ever since i’ve just been waiting to be activated like some kind of foreign food concoction sleeper agent

my cat thinks i’m making her breakfast and is now trying to climb my legs to get to the snickers salad

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i’m not really sure what the snickers to apple ratio is supposed to be here i’m just following my heart

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snickers salad sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!

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update: whole bag

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the unknowable cries of the human soul

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for maximum comedic effect i just want you all to know that i haven’t tried this at all while i work on it. i want it to be a surprise

update: poured myself a bowl, got distracted by making this post and put it down somewhere adn now i don’t know where. dangerous game to play with multiple large dogs in the house

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all right lads. its time

its bad

crocodelics:

Oh my GOD i wanted to see if you could still summon wolf link with the amiibo and


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THEY BUTCHERED MY BOY